Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

(via happiest)

I wish the world worked like BDSM




"Sorry I was speeding officer"
“Shut up slut. Can’t you follow any rules? No cumming for a week”

Good god you all loved this. I’m so thrilled XD

Eeek. Though I honestly think in my case the ticket is a far worse punishment. XD


My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism, via happiest)


in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”

and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”

(Source: luciferofficial, via maidofheart)