Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.
Eeek. Though I honestly think in my case the ticket is a far worse punishment. XD
"Sorry I was speeding officer"
“Shut up slut. Can’t you follow any rules? No cumming for a week”
Good god you all loved this. I’m so thrilled XD
My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
in the hallway today there was a hispanic girl making white people jokes and these two white guys actually fucking said “that’s racist. what if we were saying stuff like that about mexican people?”
and she just gave them this dry look and said “i’m puerto rican.”